Noah: If You Want To Stop Off-Shore Oil Drills in America, Put up a Trump Hotel in Each State
NOAH: "Mar-a-Lago, because maintaining energy Independence is the number one priority after maintaining the view from the winter White House. So instead of fighting Trump, you know what, maybe we just play his game. I think every state in America just needs to build a tiny, shitty Trump hotel because that way Trump will never want to drill anywhere. It will be just like we can put oil rigs in Kansas, folks, I heard I have a resort on their coast. We’ll be right back."