Conan: Schwarzenegger’s Portrait Gets Cleaning Lady Pregnant

CONAN: “Speaking of California, former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was in California State Capitol today to unveil his official portrait. They unveiled his portrait. Schwarzenegger said, ‘This isn’t the only Arnold that’s hung.’ Although what he said was [indecipherable] that’s hung.’ And he bit into a sausage. No — Arnold’s portrait has only been up for four hours, already — a cleaning lady is pregnant. It’s that good.”