Letterman to Part-Timers: Get Up Your Ass and Look for a Full-Time Job

LETTERMAN: “According to the chairman of the Federal Reserve, Janet Yellin— you know Janet Yellin — too many Americans are working part time, only working part time. Take it from me, ladies and gentlemen. And I’m a guy who’s working an hour a day. Why don’t you part-timers get off your ass and look for a full-time job, okay! Thank you.”