Rand Paul Rhymes About Lundergan Grimes

Poetic Rand Paul rhymes at Alison Lundergan Grimes (Politico)

For Saturday’s Fancy Farm picnic in Kentucky, Sen. Rand Paul wrote a rhyming poem mocking Democratic Senate candidate Alison Lundergan Grimes.

“There once was a woman from Kentucky, who thought in politics she’d be lucky,” Paul said.

“So she flew to L.A. for a Hollywood bash. She came home in a flash with buckets of cash.

“To liberals, she whispers: coal makes you sick. In Kentucky, she claims coal makes us tick.

“To the liberals, she sells her soul — the same ones who hate Kentucky coal.

“One thing we know is true, one thing we know is guaranteed, she’d cast her first vote for Harry Reid."