Kimmel: We Are One ‘Trump-Toilet-Tweet’ Away from Being the United States of Florida

‘He’s making this crazy threat from a golf course’

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KIMMEL: "By the way, he's saying this. He's making this crazy threat from a golf course. There's probably a little shop that sells range balls in the next room. He's making threats about nuclear war. U.S. Intelligence, by the way, assessed that North Korea has successfully produced a miniaturized nuclear warhead that could potentially reach California, Oregon and Washington, three states that didn't vote for guess who, by the way. It's times like this I'm glad all our top scientists and engineers are working on Instagram filters. Because CNN keeps showing this map that is making me very nervous. Basically, we're one Trump toilet tweet away from being the United States of Florida."

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