Noah: Only Immigrants with Highly Desirable Skills Are Allowed, Like ‘Willingness’ to Marry Trump

NOAH: "Somewhere right now, Hillary Clinton is like, 'Oh, you think people should advance based on merit now? Interesting. Okay, interesting.' But, yes, Trump wants to move America to a merit-based immigration system, which means you'll only be allowed into the country if you have a highly desirable skill, like, say, a nuclear physicist, or willingness to marry Donald Trump. Something that makes you special. Only those immigrants."