Stewart: You Have Pledged Your Money, Now Program CNN

Now do the hard part, program the [bleeped] thing

STEWART: "Look what watching CNN for 15 years does to a person. There should be a warning label on that network. My point is this: we feel qualified to take this on. But we’re doing it with your money. And when our plan succeeds, you will be the true owners of CNN. So we’d like your ideas, as well. Go to letsbuycnn.com. Give us your new CNN slogan. Photoshop the amazing technology you’d like to see the new CNN uselessly incorporate. Letsbuycnn.com. You’ve already done the easy part by pledging us your money. Now do the hard part, program the [bleeped] thing."

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