Colbert to Trump: Please Warn Mueller Not to Subpoena Your Taxes

COLBERT: “Trump said he shouldn’t have been appointed, and Trump warned that Mueller should stay out of investigating his finances. Oh, that’s not a red flag at all. ‘Sure, the police are welcome to search anywhere in my house, as long as they don’t dig up the patio. There’s nothing to see down there. Or the shed out back. And forget the crawlspace — it’s way too crowded in there.’ Turns out the President’s warning evidently didn’t work out so well because, today, it came out that Mueller has expanded his probe into Trump’s personal business transactions. Mr. Trump, could you please warn Mueller not to subpoena your taxes?”