Noah: We’ve Been Parenting Trump the Wrong Way ... We Can’t Stop Him from Seeing Putin

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
NOAH: "People will be saying, that's not fair man -- so now I can't go to the petting zoo anymore? I'm sorry, you can't. So I have got to give away your season tickets? Yes, you do, you do. And by the way why do you have season tickets to the petting zoo? This is why questions are raised about you, man. Just stay away. You know what I have been thinking, maybe this is our fault. Maybe we have been parenting Trump the wrong way, because clearly if we tell him to stay away from that bad boy Vlad, we're going to push him right into his arms, that is a real picture, by the way. Like maybe we should change our strategy. Donald, we know we can't stop you from seeing Vlad but like if you have going to see him, at least do it at home or bring another American with you. Just, just so we know that you are safe. You know, someone like Tillerson or McMaster or Jeff Sessions, he's the perfect size, you can keep him in your wallet, you know, just keep him there, pull him out. And by the way, by the way, that bad boy Putin, he knows the trouble he's causing. Because just listen to how he trolled the U.S."