Colbert to Trump: Turning Away a Bleeding Person Sounds Like Your Health Care Plan

‘Turning them away from your hotel during the middle of winter is literally the story of Christmas’

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COLBERT: “Where to begin? It’s a buffet of (bleep). First of all — a steam table, as it were. First of all, someone bleeding badly at your door, and you say no? It sounds like your health care plan. I mean, turning them away from your hotel during the middle of winter is literally the story of Christmas. Only there wasn’t a wise man in sight. This is shocking and vicious, so on-brand! And the reviews are in: 'Vulgar,' 'Crude,' 'A new low' No, it’s the same low. We’re at a cruising altitude at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. There are giant squid looking down at America right now.”

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