Colbert: If There’s No Captain America, Who’s Going To Save Us from Illegal Kids Influx?

COLBERT: "What the hell is going on with Captain America? What did you do to this guy?
QUESADA: "You know, Steve Rogers saved the world again but not without crystal sacrifice, he lost the supersoldier serum."
COLBERT: "Without Steve Rogers, who is going to keep the Guatemalan kids from coming over our southern border?"