Colbert: If Obama’s Book Is ‘Dreams of My Father,’ Trump’s Book Would Be ‘Cash from My Dad

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COLBERT: “Wow! That is some pretty damning audio of Obama. It sounds like he really doesn’t like Democrats.. or turkeys. And while we’re at it, do black people get turkeys when they vote? All I got for voting was a stupid sticker. Where’s my turkey, Obama? But here’s the thing: That quote came from the audio book of Obama’s memoir, 'Dreams From My Father,' not to be confused with Trump’s memoir 'Cash from My Dad.' And in his book, Obama wasn’t saying those harsh words himself. He was merely quoting a barber telling him about Chicago politics before the early 1980s. It was taken way out of context."