Gates, Buffett Pushing for Immigration Reform, Congress Gladly Takes Cash

FALLON: "Now, Bill Gates is teaming up with fellow billionaires Warren Buffet and Sheldon Adelson -- to press for Congress to pass immigration reform. Congress was like, 'If you think we're going to be swayed by a couple of billionaires -- we'll take cash.' Wouldn't even have to shake my hand. You can just Skype in! Take care, guys."