Colbert: Fox News Is Dropping Its Slogan Bec. They Finally Watched Themselves

‘CNN for your angry uncle’

COLBERT: “So what else is happening? Oh, this is big news. Fox News is dropping its 'Fair & Balanced' slogan. I assume because they finally watched themselves. What? What? This isn’t right at all! According to a Fox insider, the slogan was dropped because the phrase had been mocked. (Laughter and applause) For now, Fox News will be using its other slogan: 'Most watched. Most trusted.' But there are some other phrases that they briefly considered. 'CNN for your angry uncle.' 'Thanks for watching, Mr. President!' And perhaps the most controversial rejected slogan of all, 'You’d be pretty if you smiled more.'”

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