Fallon: Bush 43 Thanks Trump for Making Him Look Like the ‘President of the Century’ on His Birthday

‘Not bad, it’s a good card’

FALLON: “Trump turned 71 today. He got a lot of birthday cards from different people. And we actually got our hands on a few of them. Let’s take a look at these. For example, here’s one from Vladimir Putin. His card says, 'It sounds like you had a great party.' Inside it says, 'Based on our recordings from the Oval Office.” You were listening? Next one is from Sean Spicer. It says, 'Today I’m toasting to you.' And inside it says, 'Because you’re the reason I drink every day.' That's nice.  Here’s one from Al Gore. It says, 'Warmest wishes.' Open it up, it says, 'Due to climate change.' This next one is from Jeff Sessions. It says, 'Today I have only one thing to say to you.' Open up, it says, 'I can’t recall.' 'I just — I just can’t recall.' And finally, here’s one from George W. Bush. It says, 'Here’s to you.' And inside it says, 'For making me look like president of the century.' There you go. Not bad, it’s a good card.”

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