Noah on Paris Accord: Even Kim Jong-un Who’s Crazy Agrees with Paris Accord

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NOAH: "After the Earth's temperature crosses a certain threshold we may not be able to go back. It's like telling your girlfriend her friend is hot. That problem is man-made and irreversible. You can never take it back. I said it one time, baby. One time. Yeah, she's still hot but that's not the point! What makes it worse is every other country in the world agreed. Even countries you wouldn't expect. Russia agreed to. This North Korea. Kim Jong-un was, like, I know I'm crazy, but hold on. Even Israel and Palestine are on the same side when it comes to climate change. What are your views on climate change? Same as ours. Wow, that's like when we agreed on pork. Yeah! And chick peas! Why do we always fight? Only Allah knows! That's it! That's it! Every country in the world agreed. Technically, there are two other countries that the the U.S. now joins -- Nicaragua, they didn't sign the accord because they don't think the deal is strict enough on rich countries, and Syria didn't sign because, I mean, they've got other things on their mind. I think we can all agree Syria gets a pass. I guess Syria is, like, oh you are worried you might be in trouble in a hundred years? I can't imagine how scary that must be for you. So they have an excuse."