Sam Bee: ‘Covfefe’ Is What Happens When Trump Abstains from His Phone for Nine Days
BEE: "Covfefe. Trump is right. He really does have the best words. And he spelled it right. V before E except after Z. The Twitterverse greeted covfefe's arrival with unfettered rapture. For that glorious interlude between midnight and 5:00 A.M. We were like passengers on the Titanic who decided to stay. [Beep] it. Rock out to the band. Thank you. We are covfefe. We'll all be dead real soon. This is what happens when you have abstained from your phone for nine days. You ejaculate just like that. Covfefe!"