Noah: Russia Is Owning Trump So Hard Right Now, It’s Embarrassing

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NOAH: "Wow! The Russians lied?! Oh... Bless your soul, Trump! I couldn't believe how innocent Trump's people are. The Russians lied to us! When has that ever happened before! They said they wouldn't take the pictures but they did! How are you shocked that they lied? How? Was Trump standing there like, 'Sergei, why did you release those pictures? You even pink swore.' 'Oh, I thought that was just one of your normal fingers.' Russia is owning Donald Trump so hard right now it's embarrassing. It's like watching the Harlem Globetrotters. Did you have to dunk on him and pull his pants down, man? And look at Trump's a smile. Really? Your happiest moment in the White House is when the Russians come? I mean, I guess I shouldn't be shocked. I would be happy if my boss came to visit me at work. I mean, who is this person? I don't want to hear another word about how it was only the DNC got hacked because Team Trump is so smart and secure because Russia proved if they want to hack and leak some dirt on Trump, they can do it face to face without him noticing. But luckily, even with the White House in chaos and Comey gone, the Russian investigation still has plenty of competent people who are on the case."