Colbert on ‘Zombie TrumpCare’: GOP Douchebags for Exempting Themselves

‘You have to understand — they all would have lost their coverage because being a douchebag is a preexisting condition’

COLBERT: “And in this new plan, the Zombie TrumpCare, the new revised plan, unlike ObamaCare, under the new plan individual states would be allowed to not cover preexisting conditions. It will be, like, state by state. Yeah, it's not a good deal. Which is why New Hampshire is changing their license plates from 'Live free or die' to 'Live here and die.' And in preparation for this passing, yesterday, the House GOP exempted themselves from Zombie TrumpCare. Oh, listen, hey, hey, hey, no, do not be too hard on these guys. You have to understand — they all would have lost their coverage because being a douchebag is a preexisting condition.”

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