Colbert: Bill O’Reilly Sexually Harrassed Himself; Somebody’s Got to Touch It

COLBERT: “Now, Bill’s broadcasting career may have hit a bit of hiccup and then it exploded in a hail of blood and bone, but he still has his books, he still has his rage, and his Fox News payout worth reported $25 million. If you do the math, that’s twice as much as they paid his accusers. Oh, my God, you know what that means? Bill O’Reilly sexually harassed himself. Guess somebody’s got to touch it... No, I didn’t mean that, no! So what’s Bill O’Reilly going to do now? For a little hint, I decided to turn to his 1998 novel, 'Those Who Trespass.' Which, I notice, and this is true, is dedicated to 'the women in his life.' Or as they’re affectionately known, 'the plaintiffs.’”