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Noah: If You Think Not Wearing a Mask Is ‘Patriotic,’ Then ‘You’re Fighting for the Other Side’
Comedy Central

Name: Comedy Central


The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show


Trevor Noah

Name: Trevor Noah

Employment: The Daily Show

Position: Comedian

Event location
Original recording
05/06/2020 12:52 am
JBDiaz (staff)
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RUSH TRANSCRIPT Reporter There ░░░░░░░░ many people who are ░░░░░░░░ with the order Close ░░░░░░░░ demonstrators protested the mask ░░░░░░░░ I don t want ░░░░░░░░ wear a mask I ░░░░░░░░ t want the government ░░░░░░░░ me what to do ░░░░░░░░ cannot allow the government ░░░░░░░░ overreach the Constitution Because ░░░░░░░░ you allow that and ░░░░░░░░ is next Only God ░░░░░░░░ Trevor Hell yeah I ░░░░░░░░ sick of the government ░░░░░░░░ us what to do ░░░░░░░░ us to wear masks ░░░░░░░░ got these red lights ░░░░░░░░ tell us when we ░░░░░░░░ drive stopping me from ░░░░░░░░ romaine lettuce because it ░░░░░░░░ E Coli on it ░░░░░░░░ of us like the ░░░░░░░░ of E Coli It ░░░░░░░░ called a refined palette ░░░░░░░░ ll be honest I ░░░░░░░░ never understood why some ░░░░░░░░ complain about a Nanny ░░░░░░░░ Nannies are awesome I ░░░░░░░░ they let you take ░░░░░░░░ naps They always have ░░░░░░░░ little baggie of goldfish ░░░░░░░░ let you watch TV ░░░░░░░░ day while they stare ░░░░░░░░ their phone In fact ░░░░░░░░ this is over I ░░░░░░░░ hiring a nanny for ░░░░░░░░ I want to eat ░░░░░░░░ fish So the question ░░░░░░░░ Why are some Americans ░░░░░░░░ resistant to wearing masks ░░░░░░░░ it s a comfort ░░░░░░░░ Maybe it s an ░░░░░░░░ to taking orders Or ░░░░░░░░ they just want to ░░░░░░░░ off that pasty quarantine ░░░░░░░░ Another reason might be ░░░░░░░░ their leaders are leading ░░░░░░░░ example Only the wrong ░░░░░░░░ The C D C ░░░░░░░░ advising the use of ░░░░░░░░ cloth face covering as ░░░░░░░░ additional voluntary public health ░░░░░░░░ So it s voluntary ░░░░░░░░ don t have to ░░░░░░░░ it I don t ░░░░░░░░ I m going to ░░░░░░░░ doing it Reporter U ░░░░░░░░ Vice president Mike Pence ░░░░░░░░ says he should have ░░░░░░░░ a mask during his ░░░░░░░░ to the renowned mayo ░░░░░░░░ last week Reporter Governor ░░░░░░░░ Holcomb is apologizing this ░░░░░░░░ after a Facebook photo ░░░░░░░░ him taking a selfie ░░░░░░░░ two people and not ░░░░░░░░ a mask Reporter This ░░░░░░░░ state representative says he ░░░░░░░░ t be wearing a ░░░░░░░░ because of religious reasons ░░░░░░░░ representative Nino Vitale says ░░░░░░░░ nation was founded on ░░░░░░░░ Christian principles and one ░░░░░░░░ those principles is that ░░░░░░░░ are all created in ░░░░░░░░ image and likeness of ░░░░░░░░ and that image is ░░░░░░░░ the most by our ░░░░░░░░ Trevor Okay wow That ░░░░░░░░ a bold religious stance ░░░░░░░░ that lawmaker And I ░░░░░░░░ t know if going ░░░░░░░░ without a mask is ░░░░░░░░ way to honor God ░░░░░░░░ it s definitely a ░░░░░░░░ to meet him sooner ░░░░░░░░ where is he even ░░░░░░░░ this from Because I ░░░░░░░░ been to Sunday school ░░░░░░░░ don t remember this ░░░░░░░░ in the 10 commandments ░░░░░░░░ don t remember mozing ░░░░░░░░ down like Commandment number ░░░░░░░░ Thou shall not cover ░░░░░░░░ of this So look ░░░░░░░░ don t even understand ░░░░░░░░ a public health issue ░░░░░░░░ wearing a mask became ░░░░░░░░ politicized But it is ░░░░░░░░ to me it is ░░░░░░░░ weird to me that ░░░░░░░░ many of these people ░░░░░░░░ refuse to wear masks ░░░░░░░░ to be proud patriots ░░░░░░░░ would do anything for ░░░░░░░░ country Because right now ░░░░░░░░ is at war with ░░░░░░░░ Coronavirus and if you ░░░░░░░░ going out in public ░░░░░░░░ wearing a mask you ░░░░░░░░ fighting for the other ░░░░░░░░ We ll be right ░░░░░░░░
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