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Date
Summary
Colbert to Ft.Lauderdale: Tie Your Humanity in a Bag and Hang it in a Tree
Source
Comedy Central

Name: Comedy Central

URL: http://www.comedycentral.com

Show
The Colbert Report

Name: The Colbert Report

URL: http://www.colbertnation.com

Persons
Stephen Colbert

Name: Stephen Colbert

Employment: CBS

Position: Host, executive producer

Event
Event location
Link
Not online media
Uploaded
11/07/2014 03:33 am
Owner
JBDiaz (staff)
Type
Video
Format
MP4 (640x360) Use clipper to adjust file type
Duration
0:01:59
Views
16
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0
Transcript
ft lauderdale needs these ░░░░░░░░ just ask ft lauderdale ░░░░░░░░ mayor we enforce the ░░░░░░░░ here in ft lauderdale ░░░░░░░░ will be arrested if ░░░░░░░░ break the law and ░░░░░░░░ s observed by one ░░░░░░░░ our law enforcement officers ░░░░░░░░ will be arrested the ░░░░░░░░ said he needs to ░░░░░░░░ out for the good ░░░░░░░░ all people in ft ░░░░░░░░ including taxpayers and tourists ░░░░░░░░ want to use parks ░░░░░░░░ beaches without being overrun ░░░░░░░░ the homes reporter he ░░░░░░░░ protect the tourism industry ░░░░░░░░ a bunch of drunk ░░░░░░░░ urinating on the beach ░░░░░░░░ that industry cheers and ░░░░░░░░ never once went to ░░░░░░░░ break besides ft lauderdale ░░░░░░░░ really looking out for ░░░░░░░░ homeless this is a ░░░░░░░░ safety issue it s ░░░░░░░░ public health issue the ░░░░░░░░ have all said if ░░░░░░░░ are going to simply ░░░░░░░░ them outdoors to get ░░░░░░░░ from breakfast to lunch ░░░░░░░░ dinner all you re ░░░░░░░░ is enabling that sieblg ░░░░░░░░ homesness Stephen yes by ░░░░░░░░ them abbott is causing ░░░░░░░░ to be homeless he ░░░░░░░░ really a food pusher ░░░░░░░░ for decades this serial ░░░░░░░░ i assume he serves ░░░░░░░░ oofs down in his ░░░░░░░░ getting people hooked on ░░░░░░░░ products or as it ░░░░░░░░ known by its street ░░░░░░░░ nosh grub chow some ░░░░░░░░ the people were so ░░░░░░░░ they needed their fix ░░░░░░░░ times a day and ░░░░░░░░ hardened crooks like grandpa ░░░░░░░░ these homeless will just ░░░░░░░░ more and more they ░░░░░░░░ come to expect food ░░░░░░░░ they see humans around ░░░░░░░░ they re smart little ░░░░░░░░ some of them even ░░░░░░░░ how to pry the ░░░░░░░░ off a trash can ░░░░░░░░ ft lauderdale do what ░░░░░░░░ do at the end ░░░░░░░░ the day tie your ░░░░░░░░ in a bag hang ░░░░░░░░ in a tree that ░░░░░░░░ they can t get ░░░░░░░░ it.
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