Kimmel Knocks Trump for Using ‘…’ in Between North Korea Tweets: ‘This Is Not Dot Dot Dot Time!’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT I m ░░░░░░░░ you re here I ░░░░░░░░ glad you re here ░░░░░░░░ m glad I m ░░░░░░░░ Being on the West ░░░░░░░░ of the United States ░░░░░░░░ not such a good ░░░░░░░░ anymore I woke up ░░░░░░░░ morning like good okay ░░░░░░░░ re still alive Laughter ░░░░░░░░ anybody else on edge ░░░░░░░░ of the North Korea ░░░░░░░░ yesterday Walking around the ░░░░░░░░ looking for things I ░░░░░░░░ hide under It was ░░░░░░░░ then I was worrying ░░░░░░░░ this and I came ░░░░░░░░ a theory And hear ░░░░░░░░ out on this because ░░░░░░░░ made me feel better ░░░░░░░░ maybe it will work ░░░░░░░░ you too Here s ░░░░░░░░ theory Maybe Kim Jong ░░░░░░░░ is just trying to ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump s vacation ░░░░░░░░ Maybe that s what ░░░░░░░░ going on here He ░░░░░░░░ playing golf Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ Let s put a ░░░░░░░░ into him What rhymes ░░░░░░░░ bomb Guam Okay Laughter ░░░░░░░░ all night last night ░░░░░░░░ s on edge about ░░░░░░░░ Korea We have no ░░░░░░░░ what s next So ░░░░░░░░ morning at 7 56 ░░░░░░░░ M The president tweets ░░░░░░░░ first order as president ░░░░░░░░ to renovate and modernize ░░░░░░░░ nuclear arsenal It is ░░░░░░░░ far stronger and more ░░░░░░░░ than ever before dot ░░░░░░░░ dot Laughter And now ░░░░░░░░ he tweets this totally ░░░░░░░░ statement he makes us ░░░░░░░░ seven minutes before dot ░░░░░░░░ dot Hopefully we will ░░░░░░░░ have to use this ░░░░░░░░ but there will never ░░░░░░░░ a time we are ░░░░░░░░ the most powerful nation ░░░░░░░░ the world Okay you ░░░░░░░░ get away with a ░░░░░░░░ dot dot stuff when ░░░░░░░░ re tweeting about CNN ░░░░░░░░ Rosie o donnell But ░░░░░░░░ Jong UN in the ░░░░░░░░ between those tweets Kim ░░░░░░░░ UN could have a ░░░░░░░░ missile halfway to my ░░░░░░░░ Okay Laughter This is ░░░░░░░░ dot dot dot time ░░░░░░░░ s not not not ░░░░░░░░ what I m saying ░░░░░░░░ Trump also reposted a ░░░░░░░░ of himself warning that ░░░░░░░░ Korea would be met ░░░░░░░░ fire and fury He ░░░░░░░░ the video of himself ░░░░░░░░ is like the presidential ░░░░░░░░ of liking your own ░░░░░░░░ post Laughter It s ░░░░░░░░ unacceptable This is interesting ░░░░░░░░ not surprising Apparently Trump ░░░░░░░░ that line about the ░░░░░░░░ and fury He didn ░░░░░░░░ run it by his ░░░░░░░░ or anybody He just ░░░░░░░░ it out like a ░░░░░░░░ drunk on the street ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Fortunately the response ░░░░░░░░ the secretary of state ░░░░░░░░ Tillerson was more restrained ░░░░░░░░ caught up with reporters ░░░░░░░░ a flight to Guam ░░░░░░░░ to refuel on his ░░░░░░░░ home from Malaysia where ░░░░░░░░ told everyone calm down ░░░░░░░░ just take a breath ░░░░░░░░ think Americans should sleep ░░░░░░░░ at night and no ░░░░░░░░ about this particular rhetoric ░░░░░░░░ the last few days ░░░░░░░░ Okay good I feel ░░░░░░░░ already Cheers and applause ░░░░░░░░ he said Trump was ░░░░░░░░ speaking in a language ░░░░░░░░ Jong UN would understand ░░░░░░░░ that Korean I didn ░░░░░░░░ think it was Laughter ░░░░░░░░ should have no concerns ░░░░░░░░ the fact our president ░░░░░░░░ saying goes going to ░░░░░░░░ fire and fury only ░░░░░░░░ Korea If our president ░░░░░░░░ daenerys targaryen I d ░░░░░░░░ no concerns But he ░░░░░░░░ not So I have ░░░░░░░░ This problem with North ░░░░░░░░ and the nukes is ░░░░░░░░ not an easy one ░░░░░░░░ fix for anyone Presidents ░░░░░░░░ President Bush President Obama ░░░░░░░░ tried different strategies and ░░░░░░░░ didn t work And ░░░░░░░░ far Trump s strategy ░░░░░░░░ playing multiple rounds of ░░░░░░░░ and watching Fox friends ░░░░░░░░ not working either Laughter ░░░░░░░░ bottom line is we ░░░░░░░░ afford to have an ░░░░░░░░ unpredictable ego maniac dictator ░░░░░░░░ charge of an arsenal ░░░░░░░░ nuclear weapons And Kim ░░░░░░░░ UN has to be ░░░░░░░░ too.
[ Laughter ]