Colbert Mocks Snowden Just Getting His Russian Citizenship: That Is a Rough Bit of Timing, Bud

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COLBERT: “Not everyone is fleeing Russia. Some folks is putting down roots. Like NSA whistleblower ... Edward Snowden. Snowden has been living in exile in Russia. Well yesterday, it was announced that he was granted Russian citizenship. That is a rough bit of timing, bud. "Congratulations, new citizen, put right hand on potato and repeat after me. "I state your name, solemnly swear to be exploded in Ukraine. Here is passport and weapon, sharpen tampon.""”