Noah to White House Staff: You Have No Choice But to Either Quit or Stock up on Adult Diapers

‘Every single press conference becomes something else’

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RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: "Every single press conference becomes something else. Think about it. The other time it was, like, okay, what's this press conference about? Well, we're just going to talk about roads and bridges. Infrastructure, that's safe and boring. I'm going to take a dump. Ten minutes, I'll be back you. Come back, Yo! Do you know any good Nazis? Please! What about the roads? Forget the roads! We need to find good Nazis! (Bleep) A cliff! Must be insane! Look, this problem isn't getting any better. So basically, if you're working for trump, either find a new job or stock up on some adult diapers."

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