Sam Bee to ‘Fox and Friends’ Hosts: The Coffee Cup Is Smarter than You

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HUCKABEE: "We don't know who is going to come through those doors. Donald Trump is locking America's doors at night."
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BEE: “Of course you lock your door. You never know when Josh Duggar might come over. There’s even a certain type of person who can hear about I.C.E. arrests and laugh.”
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KELLY: “75 percent of the people that the great men and women of I.C.E., have taken into custody, 75 percent are criminals. The other 25 percent are not — the valedictorians of their high school class.”
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EARHARDT: “That's a nice way to say it.”
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BEE: “Oh, [beep] off! You giggling twats aren’t even the smartest things in this camera shot. That coffee cup lies and tells its mother it’s on Morning Joe. You don’t get to yuck it up over a bilingual DREAMER slipping to salutatorian. But Trump’s tactics are producing a drop in crime figures among Latinos because now they’re afraid to call the cops.”