Colbert: While I Was in Russia, We Turned into Russia

COLBERT: “But — it is good to be home. But it’s a good thing — it’s a good thing Trump’s tweeting because we’re not getting a lot of information from White House press secretary and man wondering why his sandwich is taking so damn long, Sean Spicer. Spicer banned cameras from last week’s briefings, and then banned them again today. Evidently while I was in Russia, we turned into Russia. I don’t know how long this is going to go on, but with cameras banned from the briefing CNN sent a court room sketch artist to cover Spicer’s briefing. Yeah, yeah, something tells me it won’t be the last member of the Trump Administration we see in a court room sketch. Also — also, he looks really good, he looks fantastic. He’s chiseled in that sketch.”