Colbert: I Could Be Giving State Secrets to Russia, But We All Know Somebody’s Got It Covered

COLBERT: “Man, it is good to be back in the U.S.A. I don’t know if you knew this, but I was in Russia last week. You know who did know I was in Russia? Russian intelligence. Hard-core fans, evidently, followed me everywhere. Also got some attention from American intelligence. A couple guys seemed to pop up wherever we went. You know, but it’s important to keep your eye on a comedian while he is in Russia, you know, doing jokes, you know, I could be over there, I could be giving state secrets to the Russians. Oh wait, someone’s already got that covered. My apologies.”